I’ve got the Stinkiest Toes
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It started off as a tickle on my nose,
This streaking stench coming from my toes.
I looked down to see,
This stink was me.
Right at the end of my feet,
Like some rotten meat.
I decided to investigate,
But this just sealed my inevitable fate.
I peeled back the pungent socks,
Funky flies flew off the blocks.
For what I found was a smell so bad,
It was even too much for my own dad.
Wiggling the reeking digits below,
I did what needed to be done long ago.
Blasting them down with the garden hose,
Hoping for them to smell like a rose.
For now, there was no lingering pong,
Let’s just hope it’s forever gone.