My newborn sister arrived today.

She came in a basket with mum and dad,

But there is something strange with her.

Now she is here in my pad.

She scrunches her face,

And makes a terrible scream.

Mum and dad come running.

As she causes such a scene.

Don’t get me started on her nappy.

A stinky mess is what I see.

Mum cleans it up with no fear.

But I can’t even eat my tea

She speaks some alien language,

Which starts with goo and ends in ga.

Now my parents are joining in,

I find it quite bizarre!

At night she’s in a safety cage,

So, there must be some danger.

Maybe she’ll do some experiments,

Someone call an Army Ranger!

Then I found a photo of an alien from before.

Maybe there is more around,

And this is just the start.

I’ll just keep quiet and not make a sound.

In the photo I noticed something odd,

A blanket that looked just like mine.

Could I also be an alien?

I must have missed the sign.